In fairness, he did specifically say “to the best of my knowledge” and that is absolutely believable

Name one fanbase that has a worse ratio of loyalty and support to the product they’re fed every year than Nebraska football fans Just relentless disappointment #GBR #huskers #FUandIllSeeYouNextWeekend

Oh look, the golfer with a well known gambling problem that willingly signed into Saudi blood money has scruples he wants to speak on.

This performance better hush the “Jalen can’t throw” crowd. 19/23. 326. 3TD. 0 INT. 158.3 Including this 80yd dime.

Grade 2? Dammit. Was Task set in 2007 Delco? #AskADrBeforeItMakesTheScript

Well surely this highlighted man must have many playoff accomplishments like the other guys on the list, right? RIGHT?

Oh this has to be such a relief to the cattle ranchers of my home state of Nebraska. Turns out they aren’t having any problems at all…they’re fine and actually doing better than ever, they’re just confused by his chess. Great news! Carry on, gentlemen.

I have spent my 15 year career in Pediatrics at 2 children’s hospitals. Boston Children’s Hospital was founded jn 1869. Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia was founded in 1855

You think he pulls those curtains closed when he’s doin the real non-independency stuff?

The Philadelphia Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Philadelphia Flyers and Philadelphia 76ers Being a Nebraska Football fan (Not you Nebraska Volleyball you’re perfect and do no wrong)

America First? Then why is Canada winning the World Series, Mr. Trump? LA can’t afford the tariffs on runs?

74% said “Yes.” That’s not a statistic about vaccines. It’s a statistic about trust. Billions of doses. Hundreds of studies. Every major regulator in the world confirming the same thing: ➡️ COVID vaccines prevented millions of deaths. And yet most people on this site now

I had this exact one. One time I didn’t take the face off. Someone broke into my car, stole me CDs and just the face…not the stereo itself. So neither of us could use it. That felt way worse than stealing the whole thing

Sean Penn is RFK Jr in, “A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity: A Life Spent Sprinting Further Down The Wrong Side”

“The Elevated Market of Starre, with Carriages Hastening to Boston,” oil on canvas, 1781, by John Trumbull

Don’t want to pay for a haunted house so I just keep watching Philadelphia Phillies playoff highlight from the last 3 years #spooky

Nebraska football strikes again