mentally preparing for the oct-nov-dec period because that’s when all the craziest plot twists happen

nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

everyone likes my eyes nobody likes the fact that im insane

sometimes ur makeup brushes gotta be a lil dirty like a cast iron skillet

not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird i want my man barking in my comments.

don’t need a halloween costume im already a cougar

i hope cigarettes go up $350 i'm tired of smelling y'all

if this is ur brand ur 4 me

How I’m gonna be all day knowing I won’t be stressed:

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

imagine losing access to my laugh, my weird questions, my uplifting reminders, the way i see life, the depth of my conversations, my spark and most of all, my love and presence.

How am I supposed to relax when there are things

nah cause if an elephant was in a room u gotta figure that shit out immediately

The light in my eyes

THIRD SATURDAY IN OCTOBER IT’S ALABAMA WEEK‼️🍿