Seriously, youse guys, who the f**k is going to pay for my reelection now? If you have a Super PAC with a few mil in it, I'm down for some non-coordination, if you know what I mean.

If Jeff Brown and the Teamsters set up a Super PAC, I'll repeal the Soda Tax and pass a tax on electrical wiring, junction boxes, switches and outlets. Those things are very dangerous.

Pointer #1: if you rely heavily on one political funder, try to pick someone who won't get indicted. The ones I pick all seem to.

Pointer #2: When Doc and Henon enthusiastically suggest brilliant ideas for new revenue enhancements and offer to line up the votes, it might be safe to assume their motives and methods are less than pure.

Well, you certainly can't argue with insanely crazy.

All-black cast?? Didn't they notice the main character is a white guy? It's like a Dave Matthews Band video.

Is it time to re-enter the #BendoverforBezos sweepstakes?

Yes, 50 years of a super successful War on Drugs targeting the supply side have proven that you are absolutely right. Oh wait...

#MarALardass and his bulbous buddy #LardenState

Pssst. Predictions might not be your thing.

I told Doc we should use burners. No, he says, just erase your texts that's what me and Bobby do. It's like they never happened. Works great.

I'm not the only campaign announcement panderbear in town, Ernest Owens.

If I find which of you losers reported me to twitter, I will report you to ICE, have all the electrical wiring ripped out of your house and triple the soda tax on you personally.

Bring it, #MarALardass!

This stellar speller brought to you by the Philadelphia School District...

It's not as catchy as Baby Shark.

THIS is what not learning the concept of logic spawns.

You know there is a Constitutional Amendment before that 2nd one, right?

Race hustling "cracka" says what?

Apparently she can not read the 2019 general election results.