Someone needs to invent a screen that types where I’m looking not where I last clicked

Eternals was the longest episode of power rangers ever

Snubbed once again. Congratulations to #paulrudd maybe next year overweight travel agents will be considered #justsaying

Adulting means you can forget your responsibilities and go to a theme park instead.

Football makes sense. This game made me believe Mike white will lead the jets to the wild card

My favorite part of landing at JFK International airport is the twelve minutes of aggressive penis shoulder from the man who stands up immediately as we land

To my #1 podcast of 2021, The Drive-In Podcast: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/04BdKmfyQ…

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Amen

West side story confused me. Why do they keep singing about two guys with honorary titles? Who cares? All this “two knights two knights” smh

Follow and RT for a chance to win a Jets NFT 👀 Rules ➜ nyj.social/3mGSf39 #JetsNFT #Sweepstakes

Every RT counts as a DOUBLE VOTE for Quinnen Williams! #WPMOYChallenge

I was listening to “we Dont talk about Bruno” from encanto and accidentally hit “miss new booty” so it went “we don’t talk about booty booty booty rocking everywhere”

Outside pollo tropical there is a rooster outside of pollo tropical cawing…not a good look sir.

As a travel agent I must agree!

Teachers, post your wishlists below and let’s see if we can’t get you some supplies. 👇👇👇 Everybody else, let’s help ‘em out.

THURSDAY POD: TOP BILLING We draft movie characters you’d want to save from death featuring recurring guest and 2022 DIPA nominee Dan Jimenez! Find It Wherever You Get Your Podcasts! Listen: apple.co/33dXOMV

He is all of us

It’s good to see them, isn’t it? #WickedMovie trailer tomorrow. ✨

The countdown begins 💚🩷#WickedMovie