nothing like coming up with poems about your kindergarten teacher at 2 AM to remind you that you’re unemployed 😂

ok we need this for social advertising too 🤣 still going thru 7 years of tweet screenshots 😭😭😭 i haven’t had enough phone storage to download an app in months

got on at exactly 10am to buy Gracie Abrams tiny habits official tix & they were already sold out. how do tix sell out the second they go on sale??? 🧐 getting taylor flashbacks 🙃

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

midweek powder days are truly unrivaled. #funemployment #emptyslopes

king of the slopes 👑 Palisades Tahoe #skidog

the fact that we have already had 36 mass shootings in america this year and we're only 23 days into the year is fucking frightening

not me crying while watching speed cubers

yesterday someone said “interpretate” and i laughed and repeated, “interpretate?” and he responded “..yeah” and then i realized i’m an asshole 🤣

back on the bird after losing access for a few months… what’d i miss

nothing says “i don’t have a corporate job” like chasing the yarn store with a beer flight at 3 PM on a thursday 🤪

San Francisco gonna San Francisco

who else just sitting here thinking about that polar bear cub from #ourplanet2… wondering if he’s ok 🥲

who wants X earrings (not me)

the way Esther Choi uses every gill, shell, and ounce of crab head juice 🥹🥹🥹 this my korean soul sister right here 🥰

“yea i’m really exploring my creative passions” my creative passions: #TSTheErasTour 😬

me: oh do you have a dog too uber driver: no. i have six cats me: oh… cool cool cool 🥴

to the girl at rockridge bart station whose friend just yelled at her, “you have unlimited vacation AND money, why wouldn’t you do it?!!!”: listen to your friend!!!!!!

IT'S THEIR MONTH <3

not them fighting over who was the worst president in history, ever, of all time 😂