talkin bout her period late, girl u know time went back😒

not google maps being ran through omfg…. That hole is loose mamaaa

Vaxxed?

Reproductive freedom is on the ballot today. Let me be very clear — I will always protect a woman’s right to choose in Virginia.

Please stop saying “ssa” when you just mean ass. I be thinking y’all are talking about the social security administration.

what life looks like when ur not obsessed with having a flat stomach

Too many followers to keep using this app as my diary omg I’m gonna have to really open up with my therapist 😔

Every new follower has to go watch this; that’s like 900 of you, scurry on now. Report back to mama that ya liked it. 💗🤞🏼

Smoked a blunt and making some pizza rolls. All is right in the world.

Womp womp

Dick Cheney was a war criminal

Not geriatric ✅ Hot (equally hot partner) ✅ QUALIFIED ✅ For the people ✅ Oh NY is soo back

Four days of the sun setting at 4:30pm and I am already fighting the urge to accept alcoholism’s warm embrace

He a better man than me. NY residents would wake up with my mixtape downloaded to their phones like the U2 album.

Goodbye unemployment, found a job

Shower beer

Just found out I’m chopped and also unc

"something"

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful