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Maya Brenner | SEA

@maya__brenner

demimonde blonde • insatiable synethesiac • elegant fidus achates

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I flirted with an unsuspecting man two years ago in a speakeasy. He just reached out to tell me he’s ready to book a first date Do we warn/ remind him that I say ‘yeehaw’ and use the ‘🤌’ gesture excessively

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Imagining the inventor of the Segway RUNNING/heart racing/sweating to the patent office. The world wasn’t ready but I’d hire him to name my lip stain/ cash marker combo pen

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Candlelight concert and a precious meade that blew my mind. Regrettably not pictured: learning about the absolute configuration of certain molecules and how it determines that molecule’s interactions, such as interactions with receptors in our brain.

Candlelight concert and a precious meade that blew my mind. 

Regrettably not pictured: learning about the absolute configuration of certain molecules and how it determines that molecule’s interactions, such as interactions with receptors in our brain.
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Summer bucket list: - berry picking - alpine lake cold plunge - Dungeness crab straight from the ocean - (more) surfing lessons - learning to whittle yeehaw