My girlfriend 🤭

I'm not sure if anyone had mentioned it yet but Cape Town is VERY cold today

notice how this Beavis looking motherfucker shouts into a blue tick echo chamber and all the little minions chant ONE OF US ONE OF US

Was walking through the grave yard the other morning. Bloke pops up from behind a gravestone. I said “morning!”. He said “no, just taking a shit”

The funk phenomenon!

New tunes #Sade

Friday going well

Today has been incredibly difficult for me. It's the birthday of my best friend and the closest thing I had to a brother. He's been gone 3 years. I miss him more than ever 😥

I once dated two girls at the same time but it didn't work out. Turns out you can't have Kate and Edith too

hey Grok please verify these claims

This is how you fuck up your business with one tweet. Read the thread and decide if this is a business you'd want to support.

What is the leading cause of climate change?

fuck yes

what TV am I buying for streaming and gaming in 2025? great picture and awesome sound. Budget around R20-25k

everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions

Beef short rib for lunch

Lunch is served