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Apparently I joined Twitter 10 years ago

10 years ago today.

Pick me!!

Why haven’t you been drunk since?

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Katkaesque.

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Probably something to ensure that each individual package gets processed properly, and the envelopes don’t stick together.

Good but sweet puppers. Guard well the rainbow bridge from the ninja pirates. She is a very good dog.

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