nobody asked you to do all that, old man…

seeing my oomfs engaging in fandom drama that im not in:

the lion does not concern itself with the pretty summer show

was asked how it felt like being in high school during “it’s prime” i can’t do this rn man im only 22 😭

any time i see these photos i just think abt how he looks like your tita tess who devours saving all my love for you by whitney houston at the nurse’s karaoke night out

a million people have now watched jimmy stewart curve the most beautiful woman in the world for a window

i just got out of the shower and SOMEONE at my apartment complex decided to set off the fire alarm so EYE had to bolt out of the building dripping in water covered in nothing but a BATH TOWEL

first in my bloodline to be a childless fujoshi

see never ask me this bc imma jus say “ALL MY LIFE YOU MADE ME BELIEVE I WAS ONLY WORTH WHAT SOMEONE WOULD PAY FOR ME! BUT CHRISTIAN LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME, HAROLD. AND THAT IS WORTH EVERYTHING! WE’RE GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM YOU, AWAY FROM THE DUKE, AWAY FROM THE MOULIN ROUGE”

my princess

i kinda want to watch a movie but alas, my suits rewatch is calling me

my best friend knows i love movies and i love keroppi so she got me this.