Bratty micros get plucked by the tail. Dropped in shoe for a day in jail.

How people don't talk about the Red Goblin more often is crazy. Fused with Carnage, look at this boy. C'mon. Osborn at his finest.

Icecream sandwiches may be the most perfect thing we as a species created.

This piece of horror having that price tag really upset my gay.

Dear person in my apartment complex that owns the motorcycle you never drive that always takes up a parking spot in front of my building making me park on the opposite end especially when I have groceries. #@$& you. Sincerely, all of us at building 3.

I think it's time to buckle down and finally start finding a new career path. While cooking is my passion, it doesn't pay. And the stress and physical / mental sacrifice this industry expects out of you is just, beyond the call of reason.

When house cats hunger and see their owner, they'll continuously be vocal to convey their need for food. Does it work with feline furs as well. Out at a nice restaurant, table of cats, waiter walks by, collective, "MOW, MOW, MOW, MOW, MOW, MOW." Waiter: "Pst, PST. No, down."

Zip-tying my front licence plate to the grill because Florida cars weren't built for two. You're not gonna make me pay for plate mounting as well Texas. I'll out g-rig you at every turn.

Commission for @ex_pand_able and @Yana_Amelin also featuring @LilTinyAllegro , @UmbraMaus , and myself! Looks like they're having a nice night out together! ...A-and I guess they decided to bring some friends along >>; Thank you both so much, this was a blast to work on <3

This had to be shared.. this person is my personal hero XD

He-Man Power Sword Ad (1990) 📺

With much respect ....

"When you're beguiling enough, the world is your orchestra!" Had the itch to see a bard that performs with a conductors baton for a long time, and who else could be charming enough to pull that off?~ 🎨@ArtByPac Supremely talented and a joy to work with. Give her business!

Gosh, here I am again, rescuing my cute little friends from an imminent demise in the frigid cold~ First the cute lil' chu and now Elijah! He's lucky he's adorable and tastes like cupcakes, hmph~ :3c Amazing art by RainyPaws@FA featuring the one-and-only @UmbraMaus~ :3

Cold Feet. 🦇❄️ Parte 1.

recent grayscale comms for @stuffbydelle and @BlitzyCatto 💜💚

Icon for @UmbraMaus ♠♥♣♦

I don't usually participate in these special day things, but this is as good a time as any to share some old doodles of TwitchyAnimation 🇨🇦 and me for #EatYourFriendsDay