We already desperately needed Maddison cover and now we also need a replacement? With a week to go until the new season starts? All good.

Easily the realest a director has even been in an interview.

Gonna be so funny when one of the pretend 8-bit games runs badly on Switch 2 because it hasn't been patched yet.

Roman would have realised and then slide tackled them.

Get both Grealish and Eze imo. The vibes cannot be revived by one man alone.

How’s the always winning going lads?

I dunno. Beating the two best teams in the country in the last five years in consecutive games at Wembley and getting Europa Conference League football as your reward instinctively feels a but unfair.

Exclusive: Alexander Isak has been spotted graffitiing “This Means More” on the Angel of the North as he seeks to force out transfer.

This is a message to the board not a team sheet lol. We’ve already broken him.

17th place in the Premier League and 45 mins away from being the undisputed champions of the continent. At this exact moment in time it’s just unspeakably funny.

Incredible how something can be a real trophy for 94 minutes and then suddenly becomes less relevant than a plastic Heineken cup at a music festival.

How close is modern football to clubs starting to recruit dedicated shithousery coaches? When that day comes around...

There is simply nothing more beautifully Barclays than watching someone silence the racist weasels with their talent. Tale as old as time.

Kudus is so good man. Thank you, Karren.

Genuine question how many other clubs on the planet can say that two of their previous three captains are World Cup winners?

Fair play to anyone popping off their Eze tweets before we get the club announcement like “Mr Marinakis” isn’t still haunting your dreams.

Hi Morgan mate, I know you just won PFA player of the year, but you're our third choice 10 (and our second choice Morgan), do you fancy it?

I'm so indescribably sick of looking at Eberechi Eze's lovely smiling face.

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