6 years later, numerous saves across 3 consoles and I finally best Dark Souls. Praise the Sun ☀️

OBAMAGATE!

I was on the tube today, and a kid saw my NHS lanyard and shouted “Look mummy, he’s a hero” and the whole train carriage applauded. One woman even quickly baked me a cake. I asked if they would support an NHS pay rise but for some reason everyone had to get off at the next stop.

Gotta hand it to the Biffy Clyro lads, A Celebration of Endings is an instant classic. Stunning stuff! 🙌

me walking: "fucking cyclists" me cycling: "fucking pedestrians"

50 years ago today this monster was unleashed

If You tell someone to pull they mask up they be so salty 😂

mouthed degenerates from internet message boards, and the fear is palpable. Thus, potentially the greatest transfer of wealth in human history is but days or weeks away! 31/fin

Fuck Piers little shit head

Passed my barber while out walking yesterday, man straight up looked like he was dying inside when he saw the state of my barnet

This is pretty cool: X Games synchronized our doubles runs from 1999 and 2021. The main difference: my level of exhaustion in the later clip (but maybe not Andy Macdonald’s). Other than than, subtle refinements. 🎤: Selema Masekela (of course)

JUSTIN TUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

Please make it stop

I bet 1500 total I don’t have a gambling problem

“What’s happening Kammy” 😳🤷🏽‍♂️ i dunno Jeff 😂🤣

.ENTER SHIKARI x 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐌 📸 Frederick Wilkinson

I keep being asked what I make of the UFO thing in Congress yesterday, so here it is: I watched a few clips and saw some people who seemed to believe stuff saying extraordinary things without presenting extraordinary evidence. Therefore I have nothing more to say, other than: It