Schematics for a Blank Stare kills me, stoner kids from FL (of course) who sound like what I imagine Gentle Giant sounds like

Stand by R.E.M. playing in Jewel

Wine is probiotic, beer too, also, INJERA

The whatever brains double 12" from last year is totally killer

R-O-C-K in the USA playing in Whole Foods

Pigs by Pink Floyd playing in Buzz Cafe, love this song

I just did the cha cha slide on roller skates what's up now y'all

Time by Pink Floyd playing in Prairie Bread Kitchen, that's 2 awesome Floyd jams in 2 days, well done cafes of Oak Park

Oh dang now it's learning to fly

Tongue tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit, I

Saw a typo in an email I sent and felt ok about it because I felt it made me look more relatable. What's happened to me?

Traffic reporter on wbez just called Gunther Schuller "the godfather of third steam"

Don't worry boomer icon, someone still thinks you're a relevant reference

Whole Foods: Woolly Bully; Jewel: Sixpence None the Richer version of Don't Dream It's Over

Need a wand of snow shoveling +5

Shelling pecans by hand is tedious and frustrating

My daughter said "Do you consider pirate booty a popcorn?"

Popup shop poster in Counter Coffee in #ForestPark just in time to greet the masses in green antennae… instagram.com/p/z7x1u2i4Ft/

Boston should have a Fat Day Day

Excuse us for the news MT XXL Magazine: PE's 'Fear of a Black Planet' was released 25 years ago today: bit.ly/1HbeALb