I've never seen a 280+ character tweet that didn't read like OP had just gone off their meds

fun fact: the name "entry level job" originates from the archaic tradition of hiring inexperienced people for those roles

I gave her a cracker and she started feeding it to me. My heart!

People always forget that economies of scale come from from specific mechanisms (e.g. lower downtime or being able to spread out fixed costs over more units) and aren't a cosmic law of nature

Insane fact that sounds fake, but it's true... The Mississippi river basin has more miles of navigable river than the rest of the world combined.

Pretty sure this is correct. I assume I'm missing either Maryland or Virginia but I'm not sure which

can anybody explain to me what the heck is going on with the vest here