on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets

Baseball is a good sport to introduce to a child because it teaches them that evil and despair always prevail

On lil yachty life I’m not lying

⏰ 42' | Charlie Kirk fires over. 🔴 0-0 🔵 #Shaymen | FC

In another life I’m a 79 rated Lazio LM

che disculpame que no te contesté estaba con el google maps siguiendo un río enorme hasta su desembocadura

I think I’m going to intentionally regress as a baseball fan. I was never supposed to know a hitters split numbers or the whiff rate of a certain pitch, or xBA & stuff. I’m supposed to drink precisely 7 beers & root for my guys. Going back to basics.

No joke I think young thug got more sentimental lyrics than all of these

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council

Tú lo llamas hacer LOVEBOMBING yo lo llamo ser bueno en early game

When the group chat is talking geopolitics and the unemployed mf starts typing

If I was playing against the thunder I would simply shiv SGA during pregame

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

How is this even allowed?

On va arrêter le surnom "Kvaradona" je crois hein l’argentin n’a jamais atteint ce niveau

The concept of anyone wanting the rock to play anything ever hurts my brain

It’s impressive that a franchise that has pretty much only released dog shit for like 40 years has remained as popular as Star Wars has

🚨🎙️ Gareth Bale on Luis Enrique subbing off Dembélé in the 66th minute against Bayern Munich “When I saw that moment of Luis Enrique subbing off Ousmane Dembélé in the 66th minute of a massive Champions League night, I was shocked but the lad’s reaction shocked me further….he