outta this world

are you tuned in?

how to avoid problems, a detailed guide:

visions from another universe

This was an Onion article 11 years ago

an afternoon in the garden

Thanking Tesla for making a safe car and then immediately explaining that that car autonomously drove itself over a curb and into a light pole at 40 MPH is actually insane.

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

I think AI bros are the best evidence we have that some people don't have a "soul." They fundamentally don't understand the point of art or why people engage with it.

Dame needs to rehab in Portland and spend the year holding court in a corner booth at Mauis so we can all individually go and pay our respects

Just the beginning.

#RipCity

I’m so happy for Portland 🥹

Even if Dame is only 80% of what he was this is a great supporting cast for his skill set

TBAGTWTC

max FREE CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE

I’m back on twitter literally just to say LETS FUCKING GO man I’m so hyped holy shit dame