Exactly how I feel when it comes to parenting and working during the pandemic: ow.ly/u1mj50Hs4xj via Romper

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I LOVE YOU MORPHEUS!

im now fascinated by 49ers offensive coordinator mike mcdaniel, who looks and sounds like an expert at microwaving frozen burritos.

When Foot Locker has the new Jordans

*me to my wife*

Every team’s representative looks insanely cool in this and then you have the Packers

eww

I used to see Andre 3000 at Whole Foods all the time when he was in ATL and we’ve been on flights together a few times. The absolute nicest human.

*seattle real estate market* "this for sale? cool, wave everything and add a few hundred thou to asking and we'll take it"

The fifth loko.

Balancing parenthood and work

THE AUDACITY II DREAMER. I believe.

😭

my mom to my grade school teachers 😂

BREAKNG: Client Who Just Spent Millions On A Super Bowl Ad Demands To Know From Agency The Expected Conversion Rate For Their Proposed $500 Spend On Social Media

uhh per game?