I'm tempted every time to double tap to see the magic. One of these days I'm gonna fucking do it.

Sweet. 12 calories a time. 💥

Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha #rejectedlyrics

If you were invisible, would automatic doors open for you?

The Jungle Book. Oh wait...

It's 2018. O2 customers have no data. Intermittent phone signal even. Roaming the streets with no WiFi..... .....in-game ads will still find you.

BS

Agree with Gary Neville on #MNF but also let's not forget, Gazza, Wazza and Becks weren't vilified simply for the colour of their skin. It's great this conversation is finally being had on a major scale. We need to keep talking about it until it's sorted. Sky Sports Football @SkySportsMNF

Which hunt?

Sandwich shunt?

We're on the same team you melt

Sounds exciting!xx

Roses are red, Who doesn't like incense...

Roses are red, Don't think this is working yet,

True friendship is screenshotting a meme when your mate says it's unavailable. I need you to laugh with me NOW, not in 3 days when the account accepts you homes...

Roses are red, How high is that steeple?

Arsenal's pen was definitely not a pen. So there Omar. #ARSMUN

Roses are red, I love lemon sherbet...

People who phone on WhatsApp, when they don't need to, can fuck right off. The silence between me speaking and you hearing fills me dread....