Phi Mu is cool bc even when I'm dumb and eat peanuts and sit in the bathroom about to throw up everywhere a bunch of footsteps run down the hallway bc we r more like moms than seesters, no puker left behind :,-)

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the household is filled. with so many smells. ready your tippy taps. today has potential

I was handed a drink with a straw in it & a fraternity gentleman stops, with Kid Cudi blaring in the background, in a basement of college kids, stares me dead in the eyes in the middle of a function & says “The turtle you just killed has kids & a wife at home” And walked away

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gooooob morning. there is a box. underneath my tree fren steven. that smells like peanut butter. i am trying my best. to remain calm. but i think it’s for me

hi, sorry i havent said anything in half a year, fell asleep

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would you mind. taking a moment to consider. that i love you