WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today: "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."

If I wave you on to let you go before me at a 4-way intersection and you DON’T wave to me as you drive by. I hate you and I hope you get the coronavirus and I’m not sorry about it

Told myself all of quarantine that when the gym opens back up I’m gonna get shredded. Since the reopening, the only thing I’ve successfully done is get all the jelly out of a donut in one attempt

I’m supposed to be in the Grand Canyon right now. Words can not explain how much i hate the coronavirus

If you and I are in a brief passing, im gonna ask how you are, please just say good so you don’t ruin my day. Thanks

Is it possible to make millions of dollars by streaming my Wii bowling on WiiSports?

Put 2 dollars on an overtime bucks game tonight, never betting again, so close

“What’s better than hugging a hot bitch and drinking a beer” Trev

Milwaukee’s Giannis Antetokounmpo has won his second consecutive MVP award, sources tell ESPN.

Tried getting an Uber home from the bars last night but instead of going home, my drunk ass set the destination as McDonald’s which was no more than 200 feet away from the bars... fml

Can I bet my life savings on this election?

My professors cite wikipedia explaining content, why can't I again???

I refuse to retire from college.

*the entire Packers team setting everything up for a win* Mason Crosby:

This is why we Sunday

Mason Crosby in his postgame interview probably: “Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”

I know he didn't get in. I know they didn't get points. I don't care. I love this fucking play.

TURN IT UP!!!!!!!!! x.com/HoggNFL/status…

#10K 21-17 Chiefs 🤘🏼

Thank you, 12.