The good news is all the people who eat Chick-Fil-A to hate on the gays will likely die of heart disease eventually. Hail Darwin!

New apartment = new street cleaning days. Oops!

No cash + expired card + machines down at subway station + no one on duty = Matthew jumps his first turnstile! Felt good!

Anticipating Michelle Bachmann's statement owning up to her part in the Oak Creek shooting. Certain it's forthcoming.

What's douchier: wearing a fanny pack or wearing a Prada fanny pack? The things you see at LAX.

Michelle Obama just gave the political speech of her husband's career.

Memo to Cecile Richards: I support Planned Parenthood but there is no such thing as a bad episode of MAD MEN!

Spread the word comrades. The West Wing song will answer the thunderous millions when they, in union sing for it. Rise up! #TWW #TWWSong

Four more years.

I don't care what John Boehner says. I think Ted Cruz has been a fantastic Speaker of the House so far.