Coming into work at 6:30 and discovering I've got a holiday in wasn't a great start to the week.

Despicable Me 2 on Netflix #result

Whoever at crystal palace authorises blowing 10m on Wickham needs help like. Lazy slow and thick as fuck. Championship footballer all over!

Brilliant news for Sunderland though, great business. #safc

241 in memo's is a crippler like.

What's the point in any women even fighting Ronda Rousey. Unstoppable!

Hate watching Chelsea like, so painfully defensive.

ITS FOOTBALL DAY!!! #Hallelujah

Who is this bellend on Soccer AM with the mushroom cut

Definitely should have put some Leicester players in my fantasy league team

Ttonic beer garden on a match day... Never seen a more gruesome combination of people in my life.

Despite having one of the most painful hangovers I've had in years... Football has started so everything is instantly better.

WTF did I do with my Sunday's for the last couple of months #itsback #supersunday

MOT day... This should be fun 😕

Man U have been shocking tonight. Laughable how anyone can say they will even make it into the top 3.

Goodnight Southampton

East garden must make an absolute fortune like. Absolutely heaving!

Wide awake at half 4 in the morning. Not what I need before my first day at work #jetlag

Anthony Joshua 🙌

Discovering that the hotel bar sells Erdinger #result