Me rolling up to Sony Headquarters to fix the PlayStation Network myself:

Alright PlayStation I’m missing the 3v3 Rocket League tournament, this sick joke needs to end now or I’m gonna start drinking.

When you spawn in a bad place just restart the game.

There we have it. This confirms it is absolutely the correct decision.

Which political party is going to do something about the EA servers being down all weekend? I want to play ultimate team and I’m about to flip out if I have to go back to work having not played a single game. #auspol

What a softcock, Johnny Ramone threw a bag of rocks.

Really excited to death ride Tottenham and laugh as Ange kills it elsewhere. Shame because like all Postecoglou teams I really grew to love the players. Can guarantee at least one will follow him if he gets another top tier gig.

What was the greatest thing that ever happened on #qanda and why was it Malcolm Turnbull wearing that damn leather jacket?

Channel 9 went from counting up the time to counting down the time in NRL broadcasts and it’s been throwing me off hardcore since origin. I’ve been watching this game for over half an hour and just shit myself thinking there’s been only six minutes played.

Spencer Leniu nice shots brah…shit tackles though.

I hope all those NSW commentators that were constantly regurgitating the “fact” (lol) that NSW were better on paper are enjoying those paper cuts.

On paper nsw should win this…HAHAHAHAHHAAHABABABBABABABHAHAHHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!

What does a Parramatta fan do after winning the grand final? Turns off the PS5.

I’m so pissed I nearly bought that new Rugby League video game.

Is apples and oranges - if the oranges collaborated with the nazis, ran a century-long campaign against apples and were so boring that most people stopped considering oranges to even be a fruit.

Knew it was coming but still can’t believe it. Nathan Cleary you are off the chain bro.

DID SOMEBODY CALL HIM ‘BIG T’. If so he’s Big T to me from now on.