I know we all have a laugh at Paul Merson butchering player names, but it’s actually so disrespectful. Every player records a video telling us how to pronounce their names, and he can’t be bothered to check the few from his games that he doesn’t know? Embarrassing.

I’m trying to stay calm about Kudus’ three performances so far but I’m struggling. What a signing.

Everyone is loving Coldplay and I'm just trying to figure out which side Dele scored the first against Real Madrid.

Coldplay were amazing, but they didn't sing Johnson Again Ole Ole... Feel like they missed a trick 🤷‍♂️

6' | SONNY WITH THE FREE KICK GOAL

Tried to hand my sister a cup of coffee, but Sarr intercepted it.

Like with Kudus? Solanke? Romero? Van de Ven? The important and deserved criticism of Levy's incompetence is constantly diluted by this hyperbole.

My heart can't take this transfer window.

Hincapie.

This next week has the potential to go down in Spurs history. I hope it's for the right reasons, but there's an equal chance it's for the wrong reasons. Need to see a spend over £100M.

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"Once negotiations start, price could fluctuate" has to be the most insane attempt at ITK this app has ever seen.

This feels like a lifetime ago.

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