David Price just earned his whole $217M contract in one night

"We scored 16 at Yankee Stadium.. Suck on it." - Alex Cora x.com/mkmolnar/statu…

*how to fool ur mom* mom: “did I hear you throw up this morning” me: “how about that local sports team” mom: “duuude i didnt know u were into sports” me: “yea im totally into sports” mom: “sick i thought u were gay” me: “nope just into sports” 😎💯🤘🏼

An Aaron Rodgers kohls ad playing while Brady tears apart a top five defense in the playoffs at age 41 is all you need for all that GOAT argument

List of people I would take a bullet for(in no respective order): Tom Brady Julian Edelman Bill Belichick Rob Gronkowski Malcolm Butler

Liam Cullagh OK that is actually hilarious.

Me 8 hours ago: AB is such a psychopath, no team should even think about signing him. Me, an hour ago: What a finesse by AB, seven rings coming, belichick stays winning, gronks coming back immediately

An idea the NBA should consider: Team LeBron should wear No. 8. Team Giannis, No. 24. All of them.

All these girls posting earth day pics like they actually recycle their white claw cans

I have ended my two year hiatus from Twitter to implore the Boston Celtics to please win their basketball game today

Please Boston Celtics

Simply an incredible tweet. 11/10 tweet

KOD 4/20 Cover and back

🐐🐐🐐 x.com/barstoolsports…

Maybe if you lose to the winning team without their two best players you're not good? Idk i dont make money for giving my opinion on sports team but i feel like thats correct x.com/byjayking/stat…

let's all kill ourselves. i'm serious. x.com/whitehouse/sta…

At my kid’s band performance. RT if you fucking love the tuba section.