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Pizza rolls are better in the microwave than the oven

Perks of going home for the weekend: 1. Being further away from my brother. 2. Losing all signs of remembering my brother. 3. What was this tweet about again? Something about a brother, I think. Sucks, I don’t have one of those.

Prolly get a cuppa statues tonight credit David Glantz

My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.

I’m having so much fun .

my two favorite people 🥺

Listen to me. Geese? Idiots. All bark and no bite. Yes, yes, i have see their teeth, they still run into battle with their neck stuck way the fuck out like a dumb ass. The real solider you’re looking for is a Swan. They got the beef to back it up.

back to the bricks today! had a lot of fun! 😊

Pennsylvania here we come! 😊

goodnight/morning everyone.

so I guess Morty from Rick and Morty goes to bed at 3:00 P.M

@Stevo_Joee right 😂

estranged father, kills wife, kills kids, kills friends tries to reconcile with son #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly