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Matt Curry

@mattcurrycomedy

LA based comedian and co-producer of Wet Cash (ticket link below)
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Los Angeles: Do you enjoy laughing? How about free stuff? Supporting your boy? You can experience all 3 tomorrow at Wet Cash Comedy at Berkshire House in Hollywood! Scan the flyer (high tech!) or just click on the link below and your dreams will come true. eventbrite.com/e/wet-cash-com…

Los Angeles: Do you enjoy laughing? How about free stuff? Supporting your boy?
You can experience all 3 tomorrow at Wet Cash Comedy at Berkshire House in Hollywood! Scan the flyer (high tech!) or just click on the link below and your dreams will come true. eventbrite.com/e/wet-cash-com…
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Prev HI-USA Santa Monica: @DarthKline's "hair" Tori Piskin's "friend" @KassTheBomb's "name" Michael Magid's "podcast" Prateek Srivastava's "sample" Next Sat 9/3 1436 2nd St 8:30pm w Ai Yoshihara Matt Curry & More! FREE!(Donations Suggested) eventbrite.com/e/164575157727 #santamonica

Prev <a href="/santamonicahi/">HI-USA Santa Monica</a>:
@DarthKline's "hair"
<a href="/Toripiskin/">Tori Piskin</a>'s "friend"
@KassTheBomb's "name"
<a href="/michaelmagid/">Michael Magid</a>'s "podcast"
<a href="/TheDailyPrateek/">Prateek Srivastava</a>'s "sample"

Next Sat 9/3 1436 2nd St 8:30pm w <a href="/AiYoshihara/">Ai Yoshihara</a> <a href="/mattcurrycomedy/">Matt Curry</a> &amp; More!

FREE!(Donations Suggested) eventbrite.com/e/164575157727

#santamonica
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I was supposed to host a show at Hotel Cafe tonight, but it’s been cancelled. Some guy named Dave Chappelle wanted the venue. Must be friends with the owner or something.

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Coca-Cola ranked from best to worst: 1. McDonalds 2. Glass bottle 3. Can 4. Plastic bottle 5. Random dive bar that hosts an open mic I’m about to start drinking again just to never have to pay $4 for the world’s flattest soda to “support the venue.”

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I refuse to buy any @BALENCIAGA products until they re-establish their partnership with Ye, dramatically lower their prices, and make clothing that looks good.

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Sober October day 22: Thinking about the term “functional stoner.” A lot of stoners (me) use that term to refer to themselves with pride, but I feel like I could hold myself to a higher standard than “functional.”

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Sometimes doing standup can make you* feel like you’re not part of the cool club ‘cause you’re not passed at a cool club. *me

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I hope Anthony Davis is hearing everyone calling him “Every Other Day-vis” decides to have another terrible game just to prove the haters wrong. #LakersVsWarriors #dubnation