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If there were as many sex offenders in your neighbourhood as there are in the White House today, you’d move.

Amazing!!! Thank you to the lovely folk at BookTrust What a way to celebrate publication day.. tomorrow!

It’s Publication Day! SO SO proud of this book.. ‘A wildly funny and heart-warming picture book celebrating only children and the many shapes a family can take, The Only Monster is full of big laughs, and even bigger love. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️’ Quarto Kids Frances Lincoln Children's Books #childrensbooks

A quick Thank you, thank you, thank you! For all the messages and love and support for The Only Monster. It jumped 36000% on publication day yesterday. I don’t think that’s even a number?? Your support is, as ever, massively appreciated. Matt x

Full of fun language Man vs Baby and superbly imagined illustrations Brendan Kearney #TheOnlyMonster Quarto Kids #FrancesLincolnChildrensBooks is #RedReadingHub’s #picturebook of the day reviewed on the blog wp.me/p11DI5-d38

Countdown to Mothers Day! ⏰ #TheOnlyMonster #FrankandRed

The Pete Hegseth/Signal White House response is astonishingly dumb even by MAGA standards. So.. the classified information we accidentally shared with a reporter wasn’t classified. But that reporter should be arrested for sharing that information because it was classified.

BATH kids event! Sat 12th April, Ring o’ Bells. Kids go free (£6 adults) see ya there!

The Only Monster! ASDA! This weekend. And it’s HALF off!? 🎉 (Got Charlie to take a photo to celebrate🙄 ..just look how happy the lower part of my body looks. This was the 4096th attempt btw. The rest are pictures of the ceiling, his foot, or just make me look I’ve sh* myself.)

Happy #onlychildday #onlychildday2025 ! ‘The Only Monster is a joyous celebration of only children and the many shapes a family can take!’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

My son’s first meme. So proud. #Eurovision2025

I really want Stiffler’s mum to win. #Finland #EurovisionSongContest

#EurovisionSongContest My son has just said, ‘oh great it’s nearly finished!’ ..oh, sweet summer child.

Astonishing. I would love to know how much they paid the writer to enter a ChatGPT prompt to spit this out. Because I know some very talented #bookbloggers and. #bookreviewers who would do this for half the money and the books would.. y’know.. exist. 404media.co/chicago-sun-ti…

Explain like I’m 4yr old. How do you hugely underspend on infrastructure, criminally pollute the waterways and environment, have billions in debt… and STILL pay dividends to investors. Criminals aren’t arriving in small boats. They are already here and they’re wearing suits.

⏰ 📖 Kindle users! For a limited time only.. and for a fraction of the cost of that streaming service you keep forgetting to cancel! #FrankAndRed #99p #KindleDeal #kindlebooks #kindle99p

Breaking News: Trump is in the Epstein files. In other news: Bear shits in woods.

So, you know how Superman has always been a metaphor for the idealised America; truth, liberty, justice etc.? Well, now he’s dead and this is Lex Luthor vs General Zod.

⏰ It’s FATHERS DAY in just a few days! 🔥 Will he want one of these books? ..probably not. But he didn’t get you that foot spa you wanted either, did he?? So, bollocks to him.

…Made the mistake of offering to sell one of my son’s switch games on my ebay. The money’s not even bloody cleared yet!?