Trade Randle for a bag of Taters

I hope Mike Breen goes mute, this guy is needs to hang them up. He has gotten so hard to listen to, even the greats have to call it quits. This whole crew needs to get booted off TV. #hitbyabus

Get this shit out my face fr man…

Just lost 1200 at the casino, currently in the fetal position contemplating life in my room. Oh well I get to golf tomorrow! (Probably going to shoot mid 90s)

I shot 88 (47 front 41 back) not my greatest effort on the front. I think I was still thinking about getting railed the night before for 1,200. #fortunebaycasino

I wanna send Anson Carter in a box off of Niagara Falls. Dude shut the hell up about Taylor Swift I don’t care if you have 2 daughters make them listen to something like the Eagles. Otherwise they don’t stand a chance… #fuanson #Bizrules #nhlontnt

Happy national eat your vegetables day everyone!! #eatthosecarrots 🥔🥦🥒🥕🌽🥬

Nobody wanted OKC to win besides the people who live there, fuck this team. #OKCSUX #fuckem

I’m hearing the Vikings are closing in on signing veteran pro bowl safety Justin Simmons. Not sure on $ but looks like a 1 year deal #Vikings #NFL

Top 5 American things 5. Baseball 4. Booze 3. Hot dogs 🌭 2. Dairy Queen 1. The Rizzler

Twins that could be on the move -Joe Ryan -Cole Sands -Willi Castro -Griffen Jax -Danny Columbe -Cody Clemens -Chris Paddack -Harrison Bader -Brock Stewart -Byron Buxton ? I’m confident at least 5 will be gone unless they go on a bit of a heater before the deadline.

This package for Duran better big bigger than my wife’s 5 hole

I’m emotional

Can we get the return on Stewart ?!

Today stinks

Well that happened

We really traded Correa for this