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matt campbell

@mattc_fcs

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calendar_today12-12-2011 18:21:19

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hello puffy vest my old friend it’s time to don you once again because the season’s finally changing got congested while I was sleeping

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"and we shall call it the inflation reduction act" because it will reduce inflation? "no, it will raise it. but this act shall offer tax credits to incentivize the use of vegetable oils as feedstocks for fuels" because we have these vegetable oils in excessive supply? "no,

"and we shall call it the inflation reduction act"

because it will reduce inflation?

"no, it will raise it.  but this act shall offer tax credits to incentivize the use of vegetable oils as feedstocks for fuels"

because we have these vegetable oils in excessive supply?

"no,
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"so this will make me lose weight, right doc?" "side effects include diarrhea fatigue back pain nausea sprained wrist herpes bleeding from rectum flatulence constipation pretty much anything with the butt scurvy" "yeah but ill lose weight, right?"