I almost replied "that's what she said" in a work email

My building manager is the best. We have 12 floors but still texts me everytime a package comes in. Can't imagine how many messages she sends out

Arrested Development is one of the most underrated comedies

Fuck that tiktok voice

Bernie Sanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

Two beavers are better than one

I'm not sure if going to the gym 5x/week since June or not drinking for 4 days straight is more impressive for me

Jackson Mahomes? More like Botherin MaRestaurants

Unpopular opinion: Hawkeye SUCKS

I respect the press.

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