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Well played kid. #StanleyCup #bostonbruins #middlefingersup #stlblues

Between my puppy running around and me trying to learn how to crip walk, I know my downstairs neighbors hate me

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Chris Delia tried to groom me as well. Unfortunately he turned me away when he saw I had big boy boobs.

I never get on here. It’s gross, it makes me gross and it makes you gross. But here’s a clip from my podcast it’ll get 4 views and nobody will listen but here it is.

If your drink Gatorade warm you can really taste the electric lights

He can raise a barn, or the roof ... Matt Brown throws down August 1 at #ComedyKumite Champions, our best-of-the-best stand-up battle. dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/shows/146873

Every time I hear/see someone saying "you should only punch up" I want to punch my own balls up into my vagina.

Accidentally filled my tank with super premium ultimate pinnacle peak top shelf fuel instead of regular unleaded

I’ve never got a blumpkin but my dog just licked my toes while I pooped.

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July 28-30: 24 comics battle in a stand-up showdown. Get to know your gladiators for #ComedyKumiteXL Matt Brown aka Baltimore's Baby Boi Hidden Talent: Chugging Dr. Pepper Most intimidating feature: 97 mph 2-seam fastball Secret motivation for competing: Gambling Debt

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