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matt allbert

@mattallbert

Husband, Father, Patriot, Engineer, Tesla owner, Blastar fan

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calendar_today24-10-2020 09:44:11

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People think Mr. Poop adheres to a rigid schedule of napping and relaxing, but he’s actually quite flexible and mixes in some sleeping, resting, and even lounging from time to time.

People think Mr. Poop adheres to a rigid schedule of napping and relaxing, but he’s actually quite flexible and mixes in some sleeping, resting, and even lounging from time to time.
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Help me out here… just watched a movie from 2014 - Cooties - and this girl looks like Bella Ramsey to me, but Grok and Chat say she was not in it.

Help me out here… just watched a movie from 2014 - Cooties - and this girl looks like Bella Ramsey to me, but Grok and Chat say she was not in it.
Adam 🎮🏎️🚗🏁⚡️ (@wbracing45) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here’s my 1 of 1 Tesla Model Y! Apparently the factory did not do a great job of during quality control to let the white door panel slip through the cracks like this. Must have been a Friday build huh @tesla Maybe Elon Musk could create me a certificate for my 1 of 1 build 🤣 Do

Here’s my 1 of 1 Tesla Model Y! Apparently the factory did not do a great job of during quality control to let the white door panel slip through the cracks like this. Must have been a Friday build huh @tesla Maybe <a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> could create me a certificate for my 1 of 1 build 🤣 Do
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Just resubscribed to FSD. Saving $99/mo and then suffering $8k in damage because a deer - that FSD probably could have avoided - smashed into the side of my car… the math wasn’t mathing.

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If you're gonna make your EVs with access to Tesla Superchargers, all we ask is you put the charger port on the correct side. Like you have one job.

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One of the great strengths of the United States is that the most brilliant people from around the world can come here and have the same rights as a US born citizen Contrary to today’s popular zeitgeist, this doesn’t take away jobs from Americans — it actually expands the U.S.

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I’ve got my Model Y’s big ass backed right up to the front patio waiting for Ashok to send me sentience through the Xfinity WiFi router.

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Ashok, thank you to you and your team for all. your efforts and brilliance. This is the culmination of an amazing amount of work that was really hard to wait for. I can appreciate the amount of effort that goes into publicly deploying a safety critical system. This is no phone