I need to stop telling bald people to "let me know if they'd like me to stay out of their hair"

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" (planning on attending a "New York Tech Week" event after avoiding them like the plague for years now...)

shabbat shalom, say it back

dawg what??

Thinking a lot about the fact that my first boss out of college (2016 - 2018) LOVED the em dash. Alt + 0151. I used it thousands of times in a two year span. Seared into my brain to this very day. And now ChatGPT has appropriated my culture 🫤

yeah this is why I'm single, btw. definitely this. this is the reason why, guys.

Taking a private equity approach to personal finance (Updating my P&L forecast overnight to reflect a 30% decrease in the "tipping expenses" line item)

Can I say something without everyone getting mad? (But seriously... not very strategic for this guy to k*ll two people who look like A-List movie stars)

Serious question for Tesla-owners… does the fact that Twitter goes down for like a full day at a time not give you some pause that the same could happen to your vehicle?

It's kinda hilarious that Elon (to my knowledge) hasn't even acknowledged that the site isn't working anymore

On this day, we are all Xeeting into the void

This twitter / X outage is a transparent attempt by Elon to suppress public awareness of the ongoing Tesla outage!

I know this isn't very "lion" of me to concern myself with... But guys, the format is supposed to be "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of [group of people] " NOT "the lion does not concern himself with [thing] "

Wait… you guys have a timeline??