founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

It's bc you look like a salmon

Zohran not benching 135 isn’t a huge deal. I actually served with a few Marines who couldn’t do that and we never gave them a hard time. We didn’t want them worrying during pregnancy and we knew they’d get strong again after coming back from maternity leave.

The pendulum will swing...

Flag burning is vile but the government has no right to control speech or expression.

White women now have their own official holiday.

Okay, now we cyber bully Pizza Hut until they bring back the buffet and red cups.

Stephen King “I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.... I kill with my heart.” - Stephen King

John Rockefeller over here buying pre-mixed cinnamon and sugar

Wow. His daughter didn’t inherit any of his genes.

The human body is an amazing creation

Still generally regarded as Sports Illustrated’s worst swimsuit issue.

More importantly, why is she trying to poop there?

Happy Labor Day to all the amazing moms out there who this holiday is all about! Without you guys going through labor none of us would be here

Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson

I've seen that look on a cactus before. It's done unspeakable things