When Lily and James potter were 21 they died defending their baby from lord Voldemort. When I was 21 I was hungover and throwing up in the dominos sink while making pizzas for Vineland public school.

I thought I was eating a chocolate covered pretzel but it was a cookie shaped like a pretzel

Onion fries would be better than onion rings. I’m gonna start straightening them.

I legit thought he was like 64 when he died

Cookies taste better when food dye green and red

The whitest thing I do is make a breakfast casserole for Christmas

WHAT HAPPENED TO SRIRACHA

Noah realizing he can flush everything down the toilet

True detective season 4 fuckin rules

Just saw dune 2 I wanna see dune 2 again

You guys would not believe how many people have asked if I’m related to someone whose last name is Quay.

I heard men who listen to Morgan Wallen wear diapers is this true?

I hope I don’t live long enough to comment “who?” on celebrity articles

Stray pineapple at shop rite parking lot

Gonna tag up some more water bottles at work

I finally like corn tortillas I am a man of culture

20 years ago today, ‘LOST’ premiered.

I miss twitter. It was fun tweeting dumb things and seeing other people tweet dumb things.

My dad’s Facebook is real life creedthoughts

I'm actually interested to see what happens in this.