throws a krusie shaped rock at you

There's a reason so many of you are mommas boys, right?😏💜 Now what if she was twice your size too... #sizetwitter

big three 🔥 artwork by the artist SaintGalit

sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing

Jasmine('s boobs hurt) "That's why they call her The Milkmaid, Snake, because she breastfed child soldier on the battleground. Anyways good job killing her, Snake. I took the liberty of unlocking that milk cannon for you, free of charge. Drebin OUT!"

I just wanna make one thing clear with yall. FUCK ICE. IF YOU IN ANY WAY SYMPATHISE OR SUPPORT THEM. FUCK OFF. GET AWAY AND PISS OFF.

Advice for thee, not for me

....i feel like there's a pattern here...

As a boy- Yes. Please. But in a tsundere way where not realy but if the offer is made.

Damn, so i'm never meeting her.

It sucks.

The Whole Kit & Kaboodle!! #fanart #gameoverse