Why study when you're going to die at Rage anyway ?

There will be that one guy on the beach, in a speedo at Rage.

After chemistry I've realized that I can't necessarily make or identify alcohol. But at least I can drink it Matric Problems

Spore Op Die Maan is The Hollow Men of Afrikaans.

That essay tomorrow is going to be something else, I can barely string a sentence together in Afrikaans.

Lord, let there be a Diary entry.

Business Studies.. I can't, I can't.

IEB.. if your trig is as bad as the NSC, good-fucking-luck.

Geography is the worst decision I have ever made. No competition.

You are now unemployed.

All these statuses about being done with school.. Just wait for results, then we'll see.

No. Because vac. RT @_NaomieChoC: "Matric Problems: #ImSingleBecause Matric."

Some people have left for Vac and we still have exams to write.

Going to Rage in a relationship WILL be the biggest regret of your life.

Hide your kids Umhlanga/Ballito, us Vaalies are on our way!

Matric Problems cold weather at vac? Only one thing to do and that's 'drink yourself a jersey'.

Vac flu is real.

Good-luck to Jacob Zuma who will get his matric results tonight

This is us.