Every single human has the legal right to walk into Michelle Wu’s house and sleep on the couch

They showed their true faces.

Welcome to Seattle.

“911 what’s your emergency” Fletcher Cox : I got somebody trying to break in my home and I’m going to blow his brains out right now 💀 Fletcher Cox was different ! 😭

Please get them mf tomatoes off my plate bitch.

You can’t hate the media enough.

Her: please don’t get too drunk out on the course today! Me and the fellas:

He knows what he is doing…

“I’m getting real damn tired of you looking at strike 3 son. I’m out here for you and we can go home right now if you don’t want to be here.”

Watching my scramble partner miss a 5 foot putt that I gave him the read on

Zohran: Everything will be free *4 months later* Zohran: So, we ran out of money

BREAKING: Socialist unsurprisingly runs out of other people’s money.

LA woman: “After driving someone to the airport, came back home, 3 homeless people I saw defecating, like not even like privately defecating, pulling down their pants, bu*thole out to the street, defecating. So, you know what? I'm voting for Spencer Pratt now”

Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby

This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂