I like the library I’ve become too un noble for Barnes and Noble

Gimme a good Ross that sells polo socks and a Wingstop

Rest in peace Combat Jack he once said Kendrick had little hands and rapped with an alien voice and the show got black balled from interviewing all TDE artists.

If I was in a punk group it would be called Post Nut Clarity

The last couple times I got the instinct to tell someone to go fuck themselves I didn’t and in hindsight I should’ve. Telling people to go fuck themselves is important, for you and them.

🚨 Colombian mercenary in Ukraine: "They left us here alone in a war against a giant... Do NOT come here."

Puerto Rico Stand Up 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

BeatKing was the ultimate character, always cracking jokes, but he was so committed to his craft. When “Then Leave” scorched the internet in 2020, I asked my editor at Texas Monthly if I could give him his flowers in a proper feature—she said yes. This is the first thing I wrote.

Jerry Stiller is a legend. Got 2 different shows on syndication at the same time every night. Seinfeld on the CW. King of Queens on TV Land. RIP OG

I be washing tf out my hands at the bath & body works

Episode of Maury where it turns out Maury is the father

Philadelphia is cool cuz everybody there loves Allen Iverson as much as I do

PG- Q Tip SG Nas SF Jay-Z PF Ghostface C BIG 6th man- Raekwon

R.I.P. to South Central L.A. native, Roy Ayers!! Here’s 14 of my favorite songs of his that have been sampled:

Been a while since I spazzed out on the tweets is any one here or is this the void

I love losing followers over my beliefs, adios fuck nigga

They could find out McNuggets are made outta barbershop hair and babies and I'd still eat them. HELP