“are you fucking stupid?” me:

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasnt just a girl

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

usher brought all those people on stage and not one of them was justin bieber

This is really pretty good.

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

y’all we just had a guy come on stage and propose to his girl at the late show in atlanta and SHE SAID YES!!!!!! CRYING

ross: i’m getting divorced again rachel and chandler subplot:

finding out this movie was considered a flop when it came out was so shocking to me cause it definitely broke the box office in my household

Idk how to explain it but this makes you feel like everything in life makes sense

learning to say “ok” instead of “you got me fucked up stupid ass bitch” is hard

be selfish like everybody else

me listening to him talk about literally anything.

lives were changed. the world shifted. history was made.