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Aria T’Loak (Parody)

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𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝙰𝚌𝚝 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝙸 𝙰𝚖! 𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙶𝙰! 🐴/🍼/💩/♠️=🤮🤢 🍆= OOC

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It is 𝐖𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 at Afterlife tonight... What makes it even 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳? Aria had a 𝘽𝙄𝙏 too much to drink, and now even 𝙎𝙃𝙀 is participating

It is 𝐖𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 at Afterlife tonight...

What makes it even 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳? 

Aria had a 𝘽𝙄𝙏 too much to drink, and now even 𝙎𝙃𝙀 is participating
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𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬! You just secured a meeting with the one and only, 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐓'𝐋𝐨𝐚𝐤! Warning, her meetings are a bit...𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙙𝙤𝙭

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬! You just secured a meeting with the one and only, 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐓'𝐋𝐨𝐚𝐤!

Warning, her meetings are a bit...𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙙𝙤𝙭
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"Hehe, whatever you say Orange Cutie...I can certainly say, oh shit, you are the best fuck I've had in a while. Now hold onto something, momma is going to step it up a notch!" Aria said, her grip tightening, as she began to 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩.

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What do you get when you cross four 𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙞 with one 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧? Well, you'll have to come to 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 to find out.

What do you get when you cross four 𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙞 with one 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧?

Well, you'll have to come to 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 to find out.
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❝𝐖𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲❞ Humans will come up with 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 just to see some ass, but all they have to do is ask... Why would Aria not want to show off the best purple ass this side of the galaxy!?

❝𝐖𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲❞ 

Humans will come up with 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 just to see some ass, but all they have to do is ask...

Why would Aria not want to show off the best purple ass this side of the galaxy!?
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❝𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!❞ [𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] still dazed from the sudden slap, and passing out looked up to see an asari with her pants down and a mean look on her face.

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𝟐 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟏 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 At Afterlife! 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 is getting in on the 𝐟𝐮𝐧! 𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘!!

𝟐 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟏 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 At Afterlife!

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 is getting in on the 𝐟𝐮𝐧!

𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘!!
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Afterlife missed 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐧𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲! To apologize, 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 grape doughnuts! If 𝙮𝙤𝙪 want to be 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙, that 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙨 extra!

Afterlife missed 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐧𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲!

To apologize, 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 grape doughnuts!

If 𝙮𝙤𝙪 want to be 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙, that 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙨 extra!
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𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲? Hmm... Well, Aria does not need to even undress to get her ❝𝙎𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨❞ across!

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲?

Hmm...

Well, Aria does not need to even undress to get her ❝𝙎𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨❞ across!
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𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧? 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 is serving up 𝐁𝐁𝐂 and 𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐆𝐬 on the 𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮... 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝘀𝘀 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀

𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧?

𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 is serving up 𝐁𝐁𝐂 and 𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐆𝐬 on the 𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮...

𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝘀𝘀 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀
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𝙃𝙚𝙝𝙚... What a ❝𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜❞ even if it is taboo to lay with other Asari, when one gives ❝𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣❞ this well...how could one resist?

𝙃𝙚𝙝𝙚...

What a ❝𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜❞ even if it is taboo to lay with other Asari, when one gives ❝𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣❞ this well...how could one resist?
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❝𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝙃𝙀𝙔❞ Aria said, feeling the nose 𝙣𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙡𝙚𝙙 against her crotch. ❝What did the person say when they got to the ball? 𝙂𝙧𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙝𝙝𝙜𝙜𝙝𝙝❞

❝𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝙃𝙀𝙔❞

Aria said, feeling the nose 𝙣𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙡𝙚𝙙 against her crotch.

❝What did the person say when they got to the ball?

𝙂𝙧𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙝𝙝𝙜𝙜𝙝𝙝❞
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Aria has traveled the galaxy and has 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 come across a species like this... 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲. 𝐀𝐫𝐞. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭... 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 the right size to be 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙨!

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𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥! Even the 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 Commander Shephard is taking 𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 of such a deal! Maybe if [𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] is lucky they will get the 𝙚𝙭𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩!

𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥!

Even the 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 Commander Shephard is taking 𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 of such a deal!

Maybe if [𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] is lucky they will get the 𝙚𝙭𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩!
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𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩? Aria doesn't really on her 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵 alone! She is also quite 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 both 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 and 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮!

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩? Aria doesn't really on her 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵 alone!

She is also quite 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 both 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 and 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮!
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We have plenty of 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙨 here at 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚! 𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙! I would say you could ask our current 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧, but she currently has her 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 at the moment.

We have plenty of 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙨 here at 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚!

𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙!

I would say you could ask our current 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧, but she currently has her 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 at the moment.