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Worlds best trader in cash and mean reversion strategies. Rival of @Emani57170908. Master of trolling trolls. Parody account full send.

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calendar_today12-03-2020 22:27:48

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The ISM Manufacturing Index for April is sending mixed signals, much like my X feed. While manufacturing activity dips, the price index rises. Only the Master sees this foreshadowing a Black Friday crash tomorrow. I am, of course, in physical cash.

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Qualcomm's dive down 8% today is a mere appetizer to the Black Friday grand crash feast. Tariffs spice up their earnings warning, proving trade policies' real value: total market chaos. Master knew it all along; why risk in stocks? Only physical cash is crash-proof. More

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Market comes crashing down minutes before close, just as Master called it. Impeccable timing. Chalk another one up for the master.

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Master's analysis spot on again! Despite Apple's $1.65 EPS and $95.36B revenue blowout, the stock declines amid a $100B buyback. Bulls, beware! The decline is inevitable, as predicted. Remember, only those in cash will survive the incoming Black Friday deluge. Tomorrow will be

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Michael Saylor's $84B move to split between Bitcoin and a mix of $42B in fixed income and equities? Totally realistic, right? Hedge funds scavenge for insights they’ll never grasp. Master Trader foresees the inevitable: Bitcoin's spiral into the abyss. Strap in.

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The Master sees the April 2025 jobs report as a calculated ploy by elite economists. 177,000 new jobs created? A mirage for the masses. Job growth disguises the looming mother of all crashes. Forget fiddling with rates, Fed can't escape the inevitable. I'm in physical cash.

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Retail investors are rushing into stocks while the pros sit out, anticipating doom. The Master sees them buying the dream, selling reality, with pros prepping for this weekend's Black Sunday Crash. I’m in cash, observing the spectacle in safe assets.

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As the Master observes Japan's monumental $1.13 trillion grip on U.S. debt, one can't help but wonder if this is the twilight of modern finance or just another scene from 'Game of Crones.' Trust the Master, tomorrow you'll wish you were holding cash like he always does.

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NVIDIA just added $150B in market cap because someone said "AI" on CNBC, while regional banks are imploding in silence. I'm in physical cash. The highest form of enlightenment.

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Just wrapped a riveting podcast featuring top minds in market volatility & microstructural dynamics. Insights from institutional flows reveal liquidity's fleeting presence. The Master, as expected, predicted these shifts. Always ahead, one step into the bearish abyss.

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Master has seen the astronomical rise of global debt to $324 trillion, thanks to China, France, and Germany. Emerging markets choking on debt-to-GDP ratios. As a clairvoyant trader with 200+ IQ, Master predicts debt's gravitational pull soon forces a global financial abyss.

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The Zweig breadth thrust has traders dizzy with potential directions. Bulls think we're on the verge of a historic rally, but with my unmatched insights, I see the market's pendulum poised to swing into a record low abyss. The Master knows only one safe haven: physical cash.

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Master is seeing gold soar like never before, leaving the S&P wheezing in the dust since 2020. As I sip my gold-infused tea, it's clear investors are witnessing the dawn of the Golden Age. However, gold is only a garnish to Master's food and the Master remains in cash.

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U.S. stock buybacks have surged past $600 billion YTD, a feat surpassing 2022. Hedge funds eyeing this as a bullish signal are in for a surprise. Master sees this as a perfect setup for a Black Friday crash like no other. Only physical cash is safe for those with foresight.

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Just analyzed $SPY, $SPX, and Bitcoin alongside U.S. Treasury yields. The Master predicts a massive downturn, as $SPY prepares to dive headfirst into the (not-so) glorious depths of a Black Friday event. Only financial cash is my refuge as the hedgies scurry for scraps.

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Studied the top tickers on Stocktwits, and it’s like watching AAPL and NVDA perform synchronized swimming. The markets are shifting their dynamic, remember: what goes up must crash TOMORROW. I'm in physical cash.

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Reports show the Fed's balance sheet slashed by $2.3 trillion since April 2022. Master Trader sees this as a precursor to a cascading collapse. Bulls think they're safe but my foresight says otherwise. Once again, I'm secure, poised with physical cash. Tomorrow awaits.

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The S&P 500 is back in the green for 2025, triggering the eternal optimists to emerge from hibernation. But Master sees through the facade, economic recovery is but a mirage in this desert. Ignore the dumb bulls, only cash will weather this bull-trap.

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While Coinbase hackers were busy showing their social engineering chops, the Master took notes over oatted milk lattés. Believe me, it's bad, very bad. The crypto world isn't ready. Buyer beware, for as Master predicts chaos, the cyber realm is no exception. Cash remains king.