Guys.. I gotta ask, forgive me for the mental image...... Do you think Hasbulla has ever fucked a chick?!?!? Lmao!!!!

Bugs the fucking life out of me when an ambulance is on the opposite side of the road and people pull over 😫😫

Apple Pie Dean I used to go out with a stripper and this was her song. Good times

CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST WAS THE FIRST ALBUM I MADE WITH ALOT OF SONGS THAT DIDNT MAKE THE FINAL CUT. SOME OF THOSE SONGS I REALLY LOVE, AND KNEW THEY WOULD NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY, SO IVE DECIDED TO PUT A FEW OF THEM OUT.

Fucking loves a good foot me

Who would want to try and fuck that old fat moose anyway get back in the car you ugly cunt

Matt Damon confirms that Christopher Nolan’s ‘OPPENHEIMER’ is 3 hours long. (Source: Variety)

Peter H. Diamandis, MD I eat a donut every morning. Still alive.

My labourer has decided to take the day off due to such sad news

RIP legend

she can ride my face i dont want nothing in returnnnnn

Yesterday was a perfect example of how people don’t even realise what day it is! Feel like eveyone is loosing their mind slowly cause you don’t know what date it means your disorganised… time is not real But it’s a concept we use to keep a flowt… #REALISE

Best start buying black Calvin Kleins

Mad how many friends you lose touch with going sober, some are actually just drinking buddies, is what it is, but you do feel it, guess that’s why it’s so hard making a change, it’s a whole lifestyle.

mikey Scottys in a box

SCOTTYS IN A BOX