Marty Caproni (@martycaproni) 's Twitter Profile
Marty Caproni

@martycaproni

Stand Up Comedian. MA

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Everyone on here losing their mind over student loan forgiveness. Which costs est. $300 billion over 10yrs. Meanwhile, nobody argued shit while we spent $300 million A DAY For 20 years (almost 3 Trillion) Because y’all cheer for team red or team blue & both told u it was ok.

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Saturday night 8:00 p.m. show! Come out to LAUGH IT UP COMEDY CLUB I'll be opening for the very funny Marty Caproni . Grab those tickets now makes your reservations! laughitup.net/event/tw-event…

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I dont know Elon Musk so I cant speak in definitives.But,Im pretty sure I cant call the guy an idiot. In fairness he figured out how to make rockets land intact back on Earth like a leaf falling from a tree.Yet,Imso dumb that my career never even earned me a free blue check mark

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#TBT #SharpTonguePodcast Ep. 180 How to Survive in Nature 🌲 🦌 Marty Caproni 🎧podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sha… 📺:youtu.be/HPGZc03ndQ8

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I find Elon Musk to be a smart guy. I dont hate the dude. I just think the blind spot he has to his ego is big. Imagine preaching free speech & then censoring & then retracting ur censoring & triumphantly saying the people have spoken. As tho ur some noble & benevolent ruler.

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Hey. If you’re using this moment to try and push your stance on vaccines . You’re trash. Say some prayers and shut up. This poor kid is fighting for his life after a very violent collision on the field. #damar #Bills #MNF #buffalobills

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Rest In Peace Kaween Fernando you were a spirited debater but always supportive and I appreciate you. How you left the world doesn’t matter compared to what you brought to it. Til we meet again.

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Umm. Regardless of how you feel about affirmative action and todays ruling, I feel like everyone reading this tweet would agree that this seems kind of definitively racist. Probably not best to put nuanced discussions of complex issues in a tweet at the risk of stuff like this.

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The legend is back this weekend! @martycaproni will be hitting the Comix stage for 4 great shows. Tickets + More: comixroadhouse.com/comics/marty-c… . . . #ctvisit #ctnightlife #ctentertainment #thingstodoinct #mohegansun

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@martycaproni will be putting on a show all weekend long! One tonight. Two tomorrow. Come out and laugh with the best! Tickets + More: bit.ly/44jSC6S . . . #ctvisit #ctnightlife #thingstodoinct #ctentertainment #mohegansun