Rupert Lowe has reported two groups of ‘fighting age males’ invading via the Thames.

"So if I'm reading this right, there must be a new cardboard box in the house" #InternationalCatDay

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"Today I am travelling to Great Yarmouth where, my Bradshaw's Guide tells me, the local MP stands all day by the sea shouting at rowing boats"

“People taking the piss out of Rupert Lowe, sir. Thousands of them.”

Finger on the pulse #masterchef

Radio 4 has apologised to Robert Jenrick for calling him 'xenophobic', when actually, ordering kids’ cartoons in an immigration centre to be painted over means there were so many other things they could have called him

They'll probably try it anyway...

If ‘cat’ outputs a file to terminal, there should be a command called ‘dog’ that eats the file

You boy, have those far right Neanderthals worked out the difference between pleading guilty and opting for trial by jury yet?

Dominic Grieve is absolutely right. The Conservative Party has completely lost its moorings. Petrified that they are being munched by Reform, they just disappear ever faster down the far-right rabbit hole. Doomed.

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Frankie Boyle on the fragrant J.K.Rowling:

Quick reminder that Parliament is in recess from July 22nd until Sep 1st.

We found this one...

Britain is a Christian country, argues Rupert Lowe. I'd just like to remind him that Matthew 25:35 does not read 'I was a stranger, and ye told me to fuck off back to France.'

Released md2pptx v5.4.5 - which makes it easy to automatically shade table cells. github.com/MartinPacker/m…

GCSE Results Day: Fears grow that Brits aren't picking up the basics as less students pass English, while over half (41.7%) fail Maths