I guarantee I'm going to die in the most ironic way possible. I hope you all enjoy.

Not now, kitten. Daddy is tying himself to the mast of his ship

How I would like to be seen as well

“No shots with bartenders” is a principle that, if firmly adhered to, can indeed save your life

Raw iron

On Nakba Day, we release the first English translation of Basil al-Araj’s essay “The Wounded Memory of the Nakba”. In harrowing detail, it describes several theaters of extermination during the Zionist colonization of Palestine in 1947-49. newyorkwarcrimes.com/the-wounded-me…

haven’t been posting

Every mid-tier American city has a bar called “The Library” or “Library Bar” that serves a $17 prosecco-heavy spritz and is soundtracked by a continuous assault of Ibizacore Tracy Chapman

The cowboy has made his pop-culture return, and Professional Bull Riders is ready to cash in on the rodeo renaissance. thebaffler.com/salvos/cow-too…

presented with a color story for the day and am in no position to turn it down

we are rapidly approaching a timeline where azealia banks is the keynote speaker at an FIDF fundraiser where her remarks about the natural affinity between zionism and Yemaya is then summarized in vertical video form by a 24 year old Free Press employee who makes 85K

They’ll kill me for this

Paid $1 for a 1967 Playboy and found $100 tucked in its pages. Naturally this means I should purchase 100 more $1 Playboys

mid-fever

excuse me what

Ask a man about his analyst and he’ll say something along the lines of “she really pushes me”. Tough, but judicious. 5’7”. 36-27-37. Keeps it tight for a woman her age (41). Reminds me of someone, perhaps someone I knew when I was very young. Steep rates. Out of network. Blonde

Say it back

Kazakhstan, the thinking woman’s Japan

Can anyone tell me how to feel about eroticism vs sex in 2025? I’m still not sure