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Trying to beat the Robot Uprising at @optusbusiness #OptusYesForum... Unsuccessfully 😂

Just tried a tofu sausage for the first time. Big mistake. Huge. #Friday #bbq #blurgh #fail

Did anyone just have a brown out? #sydney

Come cheer us on tomorrow from 4pm at TheConcourse as we compete in the @SydEisteddfod! bit.ly/1dBd7Df

Ok #twitter. I've decided to give you a second chance. #backinthegame #tweettweet #whoslistening

Maturity is learning that's it's ok not to read every magazine from cover to cover. #FOMO #OCDNoMore #growth

Non-tourists who walk slowly in the #city makes me want to punch them in the back of the head. Unless they're bigger than me. #hangry #CBD

I shall call him my #squishy 💓#smokingpanda #sydney #love #newbestfriend

Not ok, BuzzFeed News Jacob Wycoff. I've been avoiding watching this and you put it on autoplay with no warning of graphic content?

Sign of the times: I trusted Google Maps' opening hours even though I was staring at the closed restaurant. Kept looking for a 'hidden door'

On a packed train and some dude just rolled a #cigarette from scratch. Yea it's a filthy habit but colour me #impressed!

Does anyone else feel they're better at identifying cars because of #UberX? I still don't... #whatsacarola #Hyundai #what?

Wait. What is this? What am I humming? When did I become a #belieber? 😱

#Overheard at the station: "Why u so angry, babe?". Your grave, buddy. Your grave.

Dear tomorrow-Martie, please don't hate me. I'm #tired and I just want to go home. 😓 #earlymark #bye

Dear yesterday-Martie. You're a dick. #hectic #toomuch

Halfway through this creamy, delicious #brie before I realized it's #butter. Meh, it's Pepe Saya and it's delicious. Get off my back.

I don't know why I still haven't broken up with #Twitter. It's not like the text is so great. 💔#textandthecity #lastchance #breakingup

Don't you FREAKING dare, Hollywood! 😡😡😡 x.com/buzzfeed/statu…