i know my period is coming when i start craving sweets…

m Happy Birthday to this MILF 💕

the appetizers at my wedding:

trying to breathe with a clogged nose on one side

Why tf y’all not

karol g’s documentary has me crying my eyes OUT 💖😭

i’ve had this starbies gift card in my app and every time i scan to go and pay at the store, it goes thru but the amount doesn’t go down and i think that’s beautiful.

elianna is graduating from her little elementary school next week, i just know ima be bawlinggggg my eyes outttt

🍸🖤

i keep thinking about that carne asada baked potato i saw yesterday at seaworld but didn’t get to try bc they ran out of out papas 😔

i literally don’t know what i would do without my dad fr 😭🩷 my biggest lifesaver every time lmao

ㅤㅤ

i hate when parents argue in front of their kids. you could literally ask elianna when she’s seen her and dad i argue and she’s gonna tell you never and that we’re the best of friends. mind you, her dad and i have gotten into some ugly arguments, but NEVER in front of her.

i need an aperol spritz.

i told my sister i had a dream i was in italy eating a lemon sorbet and she yelled at me to stop taking lil vegas trips and get my ass italy 🫠

i woke up this morning in a panic thinking i was late for work and then looked at the time and it was 6am and then i said “oh i still have time to sleep” and then woke up again later in a panic and realized it’s sunday and i don’t even work today.

you can’t keep blaming your childhood for your shitty personality lmfao “i wasn’t loved by my mom. so that’s why im an asshole” yeah ok.

i hate when i pay for next day delivery and it gets to me 3 days later.

you can lock in without deactivating your socials btw